Quentin Forster 
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Joined: Feb. 2011
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2011,20:29 |
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A man is standing buy his wife who is in a coma in a hospital bed and has been for a few months. She has made no sign of life during this time. The nurse is giving her a sponge down and as the hot flannel passes between the womans legs the she gives a good twitch and makes a slight moan.
Husband:
Oh my is she going to wake up?
Nurse:
We cant say but at a guess a little oral pleasue might just bring her around!
Husband:
Well if you say so ill give it a go.
The nurse pulls the curtain and leaves them alone for a half hour. Upon her return she finds the heart moniter has stopped and the woman is dead....
Nurse:
What the hell happened she was alive only half an hour ago and showing signs of coming around.??
Husband:
Not sure exactly but i guess she choked!!! 
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